Wasn't the Vast Honk after Snowman was shot too?

finite-continuity-deactivated20

You’re right, I forgot that LE wasn’t able to enter the universe until it was destroyed.

What exactly is the Vast Honk?

Anonymous

The Vast Honk occurred when Lord English entered the troll universe and made a loud honking noise.

i know you guys responded as caliborn most of the day, but i think the mods of forgottenhsfacts need to actually go back and reread homestuck

Anonymous

I plan on rereading it once the semester ends. Might I ask why you think I need to though?

Does that mean that the timeline of the Alternian universe is Vast Glub -> 612 years -> vast honk -> condy and damara fight -> sn0wman shot, universe ends?

psiidmon

Switch “Vast Honk” with “Condy and Damara Fight” and yes

Has the Psiioniic been killed, or is he still alive in the Condesce ship?

Anonymous

He was killed by the Vast Glub which is why it took Condy 612 years to get back to Alternia.

do you happen to have a link to the upd8 vines or maybe caliborn's vine account???

Anonymous

They aren’t actually vine.

1. the sound icon in the corner is the one used in the other Homestuck flashes, not the ones located on vines.

2. Vines have their audio buttons on the bottom right corner, not the top left.

3. Vines always link to their vine page even if embedded.

4. If it was an actual vine it’d be viewable on ios devices.

Can you explain Caliborns transformation into LE? Im sorry for bothering, keep up with the good blog

kenerr

Well he bit of his leg and broke his tooth and got gold versions of them. Obviously the next step would be to invest in a pair of Anchor Arms and put billiards in his eye sockets.

About the survival thing : why would Roxy and Dirk learn to speak and write if they were raised by basically themselves ? Robo-nannies maybe ? x)

ulterfr

TV probably

Okay, that was a fun 413 gimmick but I think I’m done being Caliborn now.

Obviously not everyone enjoyed it considering I lost like two hundred followers today.  They obviously don’t have any 413 spirit.

hey i was just curious about something. so jade and jake lived all alone for years right? is that actually possible? i mean how can a child survive in an island without anyone at all. kinda same with dirk and roxy i think. did this ever explained?

Anonymous

Dirk and Roxy were left supplies by their ancestors.  Jade had Bec to take care of her so she wasn’t really alone.  Jake on the other hand lived alone on an island full of monsters from the time he was like five, and he’s not the brightest guy, I have no idea how he survived.