hey so im a bit confused about this whole update fiasco i get the fact that cali ar and half of gamze being inside cal but and that cal was used to make doc scratch but what about the evil dirk thing i didnt get that

oppositehippster

Evil Dirk is just Lil Hal/auto responder given an anthropomorphic body.

I was going over the conversation between Dirk and Caliborne when Dirk is drawing for him. I noticed that he announced that killing his sister was only one step in the game with her and that it would end when they mated....??? WTF

homestuck-scribbles

That definitely sounds like a cherub. When looking for a mate they look for someone similar to their other half.

what does retcon mean?

foolsdiamond

Retcon means something previously stated is changed.

What is the importance of the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comics?

mavmia

To be shitty and funny and to exist so there can be references to it in Homestuck

Kinda goin' off the Gamfef thing, do you think there's a possibility that Gamzee would've gotten a red quadrant with ANY of the troll girls? If so, who would be the most likely partner for him?

Anonymous

Gamzee’s Left Half <3 Gamzee’s Right Half

for the hiveswap game, if joey is going to alternia isn't she basically traveling back in time or

Anonymous

Hiveswap is set in the 1990’s, homestuck didn’t start until 2009.
But yes, she is going back an unknown number of sweeps to before the trolls we all know and love were hatched.

Has there been any explanation as to how the unhackable ~th code that runs at the end of both universes came about? Because that seems like a pretty critical component to Lord English's existence that actually hasn't been explained yet (Lil Cal/souls are only directly connected to doc scratch, in terms of things being combined to make more things).

Anonymous

No, but knowing what we know now we can assume Lil Hal (or some version of lil cal/le) wrote it.

Could you describe why Davesprite is dead in the current timeline? I don't remember a mention of that.

davespritethecrowbro

Yes, well when John made his deal with Typheus it came at a price that price is that someone would have to suffer. John didn’t know the specifics but the person that had to suffer was Jade. So Retconned LoWaS exploded killing Retcon John and Davesprite causing Jade to spend the next three years alone.

so what exactly is lil hals human body? was it confirmed in canon before todays update or was it just fanart until now?

quadpen

It was just fan art before today

What do you think about the new update?

justfindkenma-archive-deactivat

I thought it was pretty obvious that Homestuck was illuminati. After all Homestuck is 9 letters long. You know what else is 9? The troll’s session number is 612. 6+1+2= 9. The beta kids session number is 413. 4+1+3= 8. Vriska’s signature number is also 8. 9+9+8+8=34. Do you see it yet? No? Well prepared to be blown away. The alpha kid session number is 1111. 1+1+1+1= 4. Take the 4 out of 34 and what do you get? That’s right, 3. There are 3 sides on illuminati triangle. Homestuck confirmed illuminati.