Hi just wondering what happened to davesprite!

Anonymous

Davesprite became Davepetasprite^2

Can we expect all th e trolls to grow to such COLLASOL size?

flamingmeteor707

Nope, they all stop growing at some point, most smaller than that

Is Jade fond of any of the trolls?

Anonymous

She gets along with Karkat and Kanaya well enough

Why is gamzee so short in comparison to the grand high blood?

Anonymous

He’s young, GHB is likely hundreds of sweeps old while Gamz isn’t even 8

I'm pretty sure you answered this already but...has there ever been a perfect session?

Anonymous

The closest we’ve seen is the Beta Trolls. The only thing they did wrong was rush the genesis frog creation and then not get to open the door to claim their prize.

Isn't Jane's birthday 11/11???

Anonymous

Nope, Jane’s birthday is the same as John’s:  April 13th, 1996

who are villans of homestuck and what are their motives/goals?

Anonymous

Black Queen/King/ Agents of Derse: To Destroy Skaia and prevent the creation of Bilious Slick

Bec Noir: Angry Boy, wanna fuck shit up

Doc Scratch: Bring Lord English into Universe A2

Condesce: wants to revive her race so she can rule it

The Felt: Does what Doc Scratch tells ‘em

Jack English: Go coco banans

Gamzee: Wants to help his mirthful messiahs

Lord English: to destroy everything

Heiress Jane: OBEY

Grimbark Jade: to assist the Condesce

Aranea: To change the Alpha Timeline

ICP/Guy Fieri: To rule the world

Lil Cal: Hee Hee Hoo Hoo Haa Haa

Eridan: to survive

Vriska???(debatable): wants to be the hero

For the ask about alpha Dave's money, remember the rules of alchemy. The game is designed so that the only stuff you can make pre-entry is really basic stuff like cubes and what's already in your Phernalia Registry. Most stuff requires non-build grist, like shale, and that requires imps, and that requires entering. Rose theorized this was to prevent someone from starting the game and alchemizing infinite stuff without ever opening your Extruder and potentially causally invoking a meteor (1/2)

drblackgaard

(2/2) If you could alchemize stuff without needing non-build grist, you’d be set forever. Fortunately, SBaHJ stuff alchemizes at a negative cost of artifact grist (this and zillium are the only grists seen like this), so you could do it without entering the game. Alpha Earth is seen covered in artifacty Lady Liberties bc Dave made so many to reap the massive grist spoils of their negative costs, and sold the grist off for money to finance his movies.            

where did the Dave ELIZABETH Strider thing come from, cuz it's funny af XDD

sgfhsd-deactivated20200610

It was from some fan comic that was really big like 2012/2013 but I can’t for the life of me find it

What are some powers or strengths that are blood caste exclusive? Like certain cerulean bloods having vision eightfold

Anonymous

the-real-slick-spadey:

Actually not true. Vriska is a mutation/anomaly/special snowflake, and shouldn’t be used as a representative for the cerulean caste. Lowbloods, up to the extinct lime caste have those abilities- any power in a caste above those is a mutation.

Cerulean:

“ARANEA: I am a fairly gifted psychic.
JAKE: Whoa really?
ARANEA: Yes.
JAKE: Like you can see the future?
JAKE: Are they ghost powers or troll powers? Or wait shucks thats a dumb sounding question.
ARANEA: No, that was a fine question. They’re troll powers. Sometimes those of my 8lood type will have them naturally. “

Purple:

“For the subjugglators in their small numbers to keep such a large population under their control, it would be very useful to have the ability to psychically amplify fears through dreams. They may have directed their chucklevoodoos on every susceptible mind in the population. Each lowblood may have a little highblood voodoo doll lurking in their subconscious, making them too terrified to organize any sort of rebellion. “

Fuchsia:

forgottenhsfacts:

Burgundy is prone to telekinesis. Animal communing skills are common among Bronze bloods.  Psionics are common among Gold blooded mutants, although most members of caste are likely to develop come psychic ability. Jade bloods can withstand the light of the Alternian Sun and have the potential to become Rainbow Drinkers. Ceruleans can get mind-reading, and mind control powers. Purple bloods have chucklevoodoo which seems able to do many things from mindcontrol to nightmare inducing, whether chucklevoodoo includes all these or if every Purple bloods chuckle voodoo works differently is unknown. Fuchia blood have a psychic connection to Glubglub.

“If angered, she could simply express her grievance through communion with her ancient lusus of the deep “