Forgotten Homestuck Facts

>Makes a blog about obscure homestuck facts >Says totally noncanon stuff to appease shippers and push their ship >Gets contradictory canon facts pointed out to them >"Lol you're getting too into this, why do you care haha" Mfw Btw, no, actually. Plenty of pages on the wiki are locked and any edits of that sort are reverted unless they can be proven. The talk pages explain exactly why it's considered canon.

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Look. I don’t ship Davekat, I don’t ship Davejade or Davekatjade or jadekat, I don’t ship any of those characters with anybody (except maybe kar<>kan). I do not give a shit about this.

I am just posting facts from the story. If you say so-an-so is monogamous or so-an-so isn’t, I reply with facts that may imply “not necessarily”, I’m not saying they’re polya or not because the narrative doesn’t, I’m keeping the door open for everyone to believe what they like, as is the nature of Homestuck. And if it looks like I have a bias towards davekat, I don’t, but maybe the narrative of homestuck does.

Yeah, uh. Not only does the wiki outright say it's canon (so no, other interpretations are really not valid, if you have an issue about that go talk to them), Karkat's ancestor was panquadrant as well, so when he says "I want someone in every quadrant" on top of all the foreshadowing and never retracts it, there's no reason to dismiss that.

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voidfire said: Also, offering a poly ship feat. two characters who both expressed wanting a monogamous partner (no, Dave literally said they broke up because he couldn’t handle her having someone “on the side”) especally one that erases their queer narritive (as well as Jade’s, but since when does anyone care about her expressed discomfort with it), as a ‘solution’ to a homophobe ranting about it, is kinda shitty, ngl

wow, okay, you are making way to big a deal about this, like chill out man, we’re talking about fictional characters smoochin, like geez

hi could you link to that panel where dave is talking to dirk about being bisexual by citing his past crush on john and also jade as a friendly reminder to people that dave is, in fact, bisexual in canon?

Anonymous

Okay, I’ll link the panel, but he likely wasn’t saying he had a crush on John and Jade, he was asking Dirk how to tell them about his sexuality because he ends that conversation with “how did you tell your friends”.

Considering Signless/Disciple was outside of the quadrants and monogamous it seems to suggest that Karkat is also naturally monogamous and that's why he felt that way about Terezi, not that it was specifically something unhealthy by itself. Cause at that point you're saying that monogamy is unhealthy.

Anonymous

Okay now you’re just twisting my words, I’m done talking about this topic

I don't quite remember dave and terezi dating? when did that happen?

Anonymous

Pre-retcon Act 6, they dated for about a year I believe

what do we know about classpects

Anonymous

So much but not nearly enough

..Did you not read that conversation between John, Dave and Karkat where Dave was visibly jealous by Karkat bringing up his past black crush on John? Or remember when Dave broke up with Terezi BECAUSE he was uncomfortable with her dating Gamzee at the same time? Also that part about penis ouija, right before that Karkat had a conversation where he said he wanted her "in every quadrant" specifically so that he "could have her all to himself" and compared it to joke characters in troll romcoms

Anonymous

A. I don’t think it’s that uncommon for a person to get jealous or flustered or whatever when their partner brings up an old flame or crush

B. Dave broke up with Terezi because she didn’t tell him she was also hatedating Gamzee and he didn’t understand it.

C.That doesn’t really factor into potential polyamory but rather highlights Karkat’s weird obsession and idealization of Terezi

C'mon guys this is forgotten homestuck facts not current and never ending homestuck shipping wars. It's a fun place where we can learn things we didn't know, not a place to make mods go through every scrap of information to prove a point, or disguise arguments as questions. Just let it go and ship what you want, it's a fictional world guys.

Anonymous

I mean, I go through scraps of information to prove a point all the time on this blog, but other than that, yeah

Hi, I'm an avid davejadekat shipper and I've seen many dav//ekats saying that Dave and karkat are both "uncomfortable" in poly ships. However I have yet to see proof of this. Could you hook me up with something? (If there is anything)

Anonymous

They’re probably referencing the time when Dave and Terezi were dating and Karkat trying to convince Dave that they could share her based on Quadrant Vacillation (like Dave could date her flushed when Karkat was feeling black on her and Dave could kinda just leave the equation when Karkat started feeling red) but Dave didn’t understand Quadrant System (side step: which is why he inevitably broke up with TZ) but aside from the non-understanding of the system, Terezi wasn’t even apart of the conversation and it was bad.

But we’re dealing with a much different and understanding Dave post-retcon and also a human polyamorous relationship and not a troll quadrant vacillation system so who knows.