Toss a random John Egbert fact?
Anonymous
I think take last anon was actually asking why HIC wanted to kill the Alpha kids. Just so that anon knows: HIC thinks humans are disgusting. She eliminated their entire race during Dirk and Roxy's time, beside those two. She wanted to kill them to finish the job and also to get them out of her way during their game session.
Anonymous
The Condesce needs the kids to finish their session because her goal is to escape to the new universe and hatch the matriorb and rule over the new population of trolls. She sent droids after Dirk and Roxy when they were on Earth to force them to enter the Medium and play the game.
What idiom was being trollified here? "MEENAH: i never had the thump tortoise to tell her though"
Heart?
long forgotten hs fact: homestuck sucks. there's time traveling bullshit, hussie inserts himself, and omg wtf am i even reading.
Anonymous
Can I ask why the condence wanted the alpha kids dead?
Anonymous
When she destroyed their moons she helped them go godtier.
Basically here's the question i was trying to get at: Can Tavros control Bec Noir?
I would think that he would be able to but a lot of the fandom theorizes that the queen’s rings they wear prevent any sort of mind control.
isn't there some special word trolls use for stomach?
Anonymous
I searched the troll terminology list and found no equivalent term for stomach.
John has an entire wall dedicated to Matthew McConaughey posters
Source
so karkat's the only troll with a canon bday? when is it? more specifically I want to know if he's a cancer. ahaha.
His Wriggling Day is June 12
When Vriska is dying and Tavros is looking at his hands, what's the brown thing? Tears or blood?
Anonymous
Edit: Actually upon further examination of those pages, it’s most likely blood.