Forgotten Homestuck Facts

if dreamself dirk splashed water on jake's face to wake him up to kiss earth dirk's head, did jake need to kiss him in the first place?

Yes, if Jake didn’t kiss Dirk’s head then Dream Dirk wouldn’t have been awake in order to splash Jake with water. Time Shenanigans.

how did jake or caliborn? become lord english

Anonymous

It was Caliborn who became Lord English and I answered this here.

What happened to all the trolls lusus-sprites?

Anonymous

They all died.

How did Caliborn contact Jack Noir (to have him assassinate Calliope)? Did he meet him when he was asleep?

He most likely met him while he was asleep. Caliborn is a Derse dreamer and he could’ve easily met Jack Noir while awake on Derse.

What would a sylph of heart do?

This isn’t a classpect blog so we won’t be answering any of these questions but I suggest you take a look at this page.

what exactly is a chucklewoodoo?

Anonymous

wait wait wait where is it said that trolls have nip nops? (i saw a post a bit down)

We do know a little bit about Beforus Feferi, don't we?

Anonymous

Meenah calls her ancestor lame, that’s pretty much all we know about her.

what do we know about beforus ancestors?

Anonymous

what do you consider your god tier and derse/prospit alignment?

Mage of Time, Derse Dreamer