No. I just really like Homestuck.

It certainly didn’t hurt

Dirk’s eyes are Orange, Rose’s eyes are Purple, it’s just the style. But headcanon what you want.

They started going out right after they entered.

And they broke up for a number of reasons. Dirk was possessive and overbearing which caused Jake to be distant and to avoid him. The nail in the coffin was during the trickster debacle Jake told Dirk that he was going to marry Jane and have like 50,000 babies and Dirk broke up with him.

No

It’s not actually canon yet. But ever since we joined up with the group post-retcon it has been heavily hinted at. Such as Vriska saying Dave and Karkat are adorable together and implying they were involved in some quadrant, them snugglin’ up on the couch in the She’s 8ack flash, Karkat getting flustered when John asked if Dave and Karkat were dating, Jasprose saying Karkat has a matesprit, and yesterday’s upd8 of Dave asking Dirk how Dirk told his friends that he and Jake were dating.

Yes

Man, you do what’s best for you. Some peeps can’t read huge chunks of text and would otherwise be turned away from the story if not for shit like lets watch homestuck. It seriously doesn’t matter. The only wrong way to read homestuck is to start on Act 5.

Canon

Right behind Bec Noir