No. A time player isn’t only around for the scratch. In any successful session there will be doomed timelines. The time player is responsible for coming back and stopping them from happening so that the Alpha timeline can continue. 

I love fandom history if that wasn’t obvious by how much I wrote in that post

If the sessions were destined to converge like that of our humans then yes it would be winnable.

2012 was the start of the hiatuses which nudged fans into other fandoms. During the hiatuses of 2013 people became more invested in other fandoms and lost interest in homestuck. 2012 and early 2013 was also the time of the Trickster Arc which pushed people away because it was too weird.  It was also around this time that everyone was sure Homestuck would soon be ending so the fandom that was hated by all became loved by all. Other fandoms were nice to us and out of this Fandomstuck was born. Personally one of my favorite homestuck memes of all time it only assisted in the seeping and breaking away of homestuck fans into other fandoms. And then of course came the Gigapause of late 2013. Only die-hard fans survived this year long break without going into Homestuck hibernation. This was a good thing for the fandom however as the piece of shit bucket phase kids either left or learned. No more were the con horror stories of grey smudges or bucket throwing. No more were the meet ups and photoshoots where the attendees numbered in the hundreds. The fandom was at peace, left only with those who knew of how awful it’d been and wished never to return. And then the final straw, the retcon. Making a confusing tale even more confusing some couldn’t take it and cursed the story. Others left due to the fact the their precious children, the ones they had spent years watching grow were no more. They’re experiences changed, the challenges they faced abandoned. No more was Rose’s alcoholism, no more was Dave’s emotional issues, Terezi’s abusive tale, Jade’s failed romance with Davesprite. All of it replaced with support, love, friendship and sadness. The characters were different now, not by much, but their stories had changed. Some left over that. Some left purely because all this was done to bring back Vriska, a character no one wanted to return. And to bring us to present, the most recent incident that cause some to leave was the creation of Sprites^2.  

You are young in an old fandom. There have been many things, many memes, many problems, many arguments, many laughs that you have missed. You never knew the fandom at it’s most active, most exciting, most embarrassing, most cringe worthy, consider this a blessing. The fandom wasn’t always as cozy as it is today.

Yes. Literally all you need playerwise to for the game to be win-worthy is a time and space player

When a mommy sprite and a daddy doomed timeline self want to stay alive they come together and form a sprite of said doomed timeline self or in this case Davesprite

No, you can’t keep down the clown

Hussie has confirmed nothing. He probably never actually came up with the incident himself and probably never intends to show it. But it’s better that way. Some of the fan theories go super in detail and it’s pretty great.

Bro didn’t exactly film Dave for porn. Bro has cameras set up all over the place and Dave may or may not have shown up as an accessory in some of his puppet stuff. Which is super weird fetish stuff so not necessarily explicate such as the time Dave shredded a puppet in the blender: 

 It seems you may have just been an unwitting accessory to some sort of grisly puppet snuff film.

We don’t know if the Signless had a celibacy vow.  We know Kankri does, and while they are technically the same person, they are not actually the same person.