Forgotten Homestuck Facts

It’s Autism Awareness Day so I thought that I, Mod T, everyone’s favorite autistic mod would share my headcanons for which homestuck characters are autistic, the answer being all of them.

All the homestuck characters are autistic and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Speaking of planet quests, John had to free the fireflies and Rose needs to play the rain. What are the quests for the other kids?

Anonymous

Jade’s was to stoke the forge and to breed the frogs. We don’t really know about Dave’s except that it involved the Caledfwlch

Not very important but It appears that Hussie edited the first page so it says "It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday" instead of "It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday."

Anonymous

Yeah, he went back and did that to several earlier pages.

why doesn't aradia have a dreamself and why does sollux have 2

Anonymous

Aradia has a dreamself, it’s in Derse’s core. And Sollux has two because of his duality theme

Do we know if rose has done with her "play the rain" mission, or what that means

Anonymous

She hasn’t done her planet quest, no

They are the same thing, they turn into one another, like the Caliborn’s Staff turns into a gun or Calliope’s wand turning into a different gun

"I'm Caliborn, we went over this last 4/13." ~Mod T. My theory is that you are secretly Alpha!Caliborn and are currently in the process of transforming into Lord English, and Art!Caliborn is the one speaking with the Denizen. You plan to off him as soon as you get the chance. #TheTruthIsLoose

Anonymous

Well you’re not entirely wrong. BUT I WILL NOT HAVE TO OFF THE DUMB ART ME, HE IS WEAK AND YOGURTBONER WILL KILL HIM. YOU SEE YOLOBROTH IS THE STRONGEST ONE OUT THERE WHICH IS WHY HE IS MINE SO THAT I WILL LOOK EVEN MORE COOLER WHEN I KILL HIM MYSELF WITHOUT THE HELP OF MY PLUSH FROG PEOPLE OR THE CLOWN.

Could you explain the multiple Caliborn theory thing?

Anonymous

Basically, the theory is that the Caliborn we’ve been following in story isn’t the Caliborn that will become Lord English and is from an alternate timeline. This Caliborn focused more on art and less on combat. This would explain why Hussie stopped talking to him abruptly and why the Caliborn in the masterpiece was surprised by things. Surely, if the Caliborn we’ve been watching who had seen the fight had been the Caliborn in the fight he wouldn’t have been surprised. If Art!Caliborn was the Alpha!Caliborn then there would be stardust in the current post-retcon timeline as well, but we’ve seen no trace of it and John hasn’t been back long enough to blow it all away.

why did lord english arrive in a sarcophagus in 4/1/2016 upd8? when did he get in it?

Anonymous

That’s the Cairo Overcoat,he uses it to travel, we haven’t him get it, he’s always just had it

Do you think if a ghost gets stabbed/strangled/etc (separate from how they were initially killed) in the dream bubbles, they'll double-die, or will they sort of. Regenerate. And the only way to double-die a ghost is using the amount of energy that Lord English has to essentially wipe them from existence.

Anonymous

They’ll regenerate, LE is the only one that can kill ghosts