He doesn’t dual-wield sickles, we never see him do that once in the comic

Maybe try using Firefox? If that doesn’t work then maybe just watch a let’s play of it on YouTube. Followers if you have any other suggestions feel free to share.

EDIT FROM MOD T:

I would try clearing your cache and cookies, check to see if chrome is up to date, and make sure you don’t have any extensions that could be conflicting with the game and if so disabling them and then restart chrome.

If it still doesn’t work after that I’d suggest uninstalling and reinstalling chrome or just watch a playthrough on youtube.

Yes, this is true. Much of the fandom thinks that when you say “they did it because of X” that you’re justifying his actions. That might be the reason why they did something but it doesn’t justify it at all. 

Yes, he did try to initiate it but it wasn’t actually started until John used Echidna’s quills. 

Bro made thousands of dollars a month off his plush rump website. 

It works best on Google Chrome or Firefox so it might be your browser that’s the problem. 

Erisolsprite didn’t exist post-retcon because Jake’s kernel was used to make Davepetasprite^2. The reason we say he’s missing is because the other pre-retcon sprites hitched a ride on Lowas to the new timeline and it makes sense that Erisolsprite would too. 

Dirk wears a shirt with a hat on it instead of wearing an actual hat because he doesn’t want to mess up his hair. 

She’s a good one.

In Meenah’s session it was Damara. In the beta kid’s session it was John.