Roxy blew up her computer because she didn’t want Jane to play Sburb and wanted her to thwart the Condesce’s plans. Jane had assassination attempts made on her because she’s the heir to the Betty Crocker baking empire.

She’s hot and I want her to beat me up.

Karkat’s group. 

Because it’s the end of Act 6 the longest act in Homestuck that started in 2011 and is finally ending 5 years later in a flash that is reportedly longer than Cascade. So yes there’s reason for hype. 

Yes, they’re completely immolated. 

Yes, we reblogged a post about it but I’m not ready.

We haven’t seen him around in any dream bubbles but Hussie says here he’s not aware of any timelines where Gamzee dies. 

Roxy was the one who made Jane’s computer explode. The other assassination attempts were someone else. 

He got stabbed like 30 times then sawed in half.

Damara’s Japanese is so crappy because it’s English put into Google translate and then put back in as Japanese and re-translated. Also, Equius talks to Gamzee every day.