Forgotten Homestuck Facts

What would happen if a person who's dream self was dead, died on their quest bed? Would they just not ascend?

Anonymous

Yea, they’d just die

so then how was )(IC able to extend life with her touch (like how she extended the helmsman's life with her touch, explained by doc scratch)? is this a hint at meenah's thief of life abilities, or just something fuschia bloods somehow have?

Anonymous

Yeah, it’s a hint towards her being a Thief of Life, a lot of the ancestors show traits of their pre-scratch selves classpect

why is fannon dirkjake so much batter than cannon dirkjake?

Anonymous

Fanon ignores the many, many flaws of both character

Aradia beating vriska and then vriska ascending to god tier was after or before they get into the comet? I cant understand when she apeared and killed tarvos in the timeline... and why did tarvos tried to kill her?

Anonymous

It happened before they got to the meteor. Tavros tried to kill her because he had just got his legs, was feeling confident and was tired of her shit.

who ascended in the slab and who ascended in the quest bed ?

Anonymous

Bed/Cocoon:

John, Jade, Vriska, Meenah

Slab:

Aradia, Dave, Rose, Roxy, Jane, Dirk, Jake

What is lil cal at all?

Anonymous

He is a puppet and a juju, a comfy soul vessel

It's 2017, and people still think Jake and Jane are genetically related. :\

Anonymous

I mean, I know ectobio is complicated and stuff but come on guys, we’ve been over this so many times

I definitely recall a conversation between dirk and jane where he implies that she is related to jake biologically

hellyesbro

I even checked her convos with Lil Hal, I can’t find it, so it probably doesn’t exist

So, about the "people don't understand ectobiology" thing. I agree, however, I remember this one conversation between Dirk and Jane, in which Dirk implied that he knew something about her and Jake that would make them incompatible (the implication being them being related), and Jane said she didn't want to know? Did I just imagine that, or was it referring to something else that I didn't catch?

Anonymous

I just did a very casual perusing through all of Jane and Dirk’s convos and I can’t find anything that would imply that.

has it ever been explained in any HS canon *WHY* the condescension orders adult trolls off-world? and is it ever explained how business and the education system work without adults to operate them? or are we waiting for hiveswap to save us

Anonymous

She spread out the adults so that it would be more difficult for them to start any more rebellions. Businesses are run by kids, we don’t really know much about their schools.