Who would you say is the saltiest homestuck character?
Anonymous
Okay, so, I have a pair of fantrolls, and I'm doing my best to not make them Mary Sue. One has a shade or two lighter (not a mutant) than Equius, hates archery, but uses darts. She has a blacksmith shop, and a blood sucking humming bird lusus. The other one is a lavender blooded seadweller mutant. She was Feferi's slave (by order of HIC), and she can see glimpses of the future. She has a snake lusus.
Anonymous
2 things. HIC has never met Fef or have any interest in her what-so-ever so I doubt she’d order her to have a slave. And is slave troll’s snake lusus a water-dwelling snake? Cause her lusus needs to be aquatic.
ok so my friend made a fantroll thats a seadweller that has cerulean blood and its really bugging me. she also gave them the ability to give other trolls the ability to breath underwater. i know this is all horribly marysue, but could you give me some facts as to why none of it would work?
Anonymous
Well for starters Cerulean bloods can’t be seadwellers, they’re too low on the spectrum. The ability to allow other to breathe underwater isn’t terribly unbelievable, as long as it isn’t something like they just snap their fingers and their bug can breathe in the ocean or make other trolls grow gills, those are kinda far out there. But if a troll could hypothetically make a bubble infused with psychic energy that others could use to breathe underwater, that would be fairly believable.
shit I meant how can John use windy powers in space?
Anonymous
John can do whatever the fuck he wants man, he’s the main character.
are sea dwellers only be high blood?
Anonymous
ye
why is there wind in space?
Anonymous
what's up with the handmaids eyes?
Anonymous
That would be her Time Majykks supplied to her by your lord and destruction Lord English
lighthouses and schools are more important than churches. Churches should pay taxes.
Anonymous
hey i was thinking of creating an acting troupe that could perform a "montage" of the best scenes in homestuck for different conventions. but i'm having a hard time picking out that right scenes, any suggestions?
Anonymous
The first one that’d be decent for an acting troupt that comes to mind is Penis Ouiji but there’s plenty of good ones out there. Honestly a pre-cursor to this scene would be amazing
what was the importance of churches?
Anonymous
Matthew 28:19-20: Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.”