can i fight the homestuck?

Anonymous

Which dancestors lost their virginity?

stupidalteanpools

Probably all of them. Kankri leads a relatively chaste existence yes, the keyword there being relatively

actually a supernova is the explosion that happens sometimes when a star dies the red sun is a red giant

Anonymous

Right right, my bad, I think I learned that when I was in middle school like a decade ago.

Is Doc Scratch's head supposed to be the white ball in pool?

Anonymous

Yes, he’s the Cue Ball in the Felt

Technically speaking, isn't 4/13 the birthday of all the kids, beta and alpha?

Anonymous

Well if you want to go that route then technically speaking, none of them have actual birthdays since none of them were actually born

Why couldn't Dave just use his time powers to go three years forward on the meteor??

Anonymous

Because then John and Jade would be old people and he’d still be 13

Not to burst any bubbles, but can any of the kids be trans if we've seen them as babies (being the same)?

Anonymous

Okay smart guy, then you tell me, is this a boy or a girl and why does it matter:

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Glubglub was artificial?

yukazuzu

Doc Scratch made her as a gift to the Alternian people

Holy hell, can Karkat be more useless? :(

la-cueva-del-chivato

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What exactly is the red sun? And how are universes frogs? Thank you!

fucc-ery

A Red Sun is a Supernova, aka a Star nearing the end of its lifecycle. As for why frogs, I answered that here