Forgotten Homestuck Facts

Pretty much everything in Homestuck is real. Homestuck is a documentary.

Anonymous

Homestuck: the only archive needed for future generations. You got your Tab Soda, your ICP, your fruit gushers, wax lips, scotty dogs, your Guy Fieris, scary Wolf heads, Charles Duttons, Rufio!, your Snoop Dog and Nic Cage, your Faygos, etc.. What else do you need?

Okay I didn't know this until i actually saw them but black licorice Scotty dogs are a real thing as well. I can submit a picture if anyone desires.

typhlosionns

There’s a post going around with it right now

Pretty much every food/product that’s shown up in Homestuck is real.

they still make Tab, some supermarkets will carry it (though I think it's only still available in can form). it's like a spicier diet coke? idk I prefer tab over diet coke in any case

eateryisafunnyword

I had it once a couple years ago and it just tasted like really watered down coke, but that’s just my opinion

Is tab soda actually a thing???

Anonymous

Yeah, it was like the original Diet Coke. It was real big in the 80′s or something.

Do you guys remember when Tab Soda was a huge fucking deal in the fandom? Those were wild times.

You are so helpful and cool! Thanks for being here!

lavaent

You know when Aranea tries to kiss Jake and she says she knows he's attracted to her? She does have those empath powers but it kinda makes her sound like a fuckboi, do you agree?

Anonymous

oh my gosh

Again, about the rose/dave ascension & green sun space shenanigams: The green sun already existed when the trolls where there, waiting for the kids, and they just jumped out! The explosion that killed rose and dave made the green sun! So what happen

Anonymous

Here’s a timeline: Dave and Rose exploded the Tumor, died and made the Green Sun. Meteor gang sees the new light in the sky and starts heading there. Aradia and Half Sollux show up because they were in the bubbles so they were closer. Dave and Rose then rise up out of the Sun (takes a few minutes because this thing is freaking huge). Then the meteor crew arrives at the sun. They have a short meet n greet, WV shows up and then they head on out for A2

Why did Aranea mind-control a bunch of Damaras? Im sure it was to perform a single task but im not sure what that was.

Anonymous

So she would move the Prospitan Battleship

I'm sorry that person was so rude to you, you really didn't deserve that

Anonymous

Eh, it comes with the territory of running a big blog. Ain’t nothin’ but a thing.