Forgotten Homestuck Facts

YOU GUYS EVER WONDER EXACTLY HOW BIG THE PLANETS IN HOMESTUCK ARE?

Cause I just spent a bunch of time figuring it out. Follow my logic.
So the Dream Towers on Prospit are the same size as Jade’s house. We know this because of her dreambot
Jade’s house is about half the size of the Volcano
Measure that out and that leaves Propsit at being 5 volcanoes across
Prospit is tiny in comparison to Skaia
Count that out and Skaia is 37 Volcanoes in diameter
Skaia is the same size as the Player Planets therefore each planet is 37 Volcanoes in Diameter
But wait?? How many measurements is a Volcano??? Well to that we look here.
Based on some yacht websites, yachts like that are about 200 feet long so turn that sideways against the volcano and it’s about 240 feet tall
120 times 37 equals 8880 feet or 2707 meters.
Meaning each planet’s diameter is about 1.68 miles/ 2.7 kilometer

Okay so everyone’s mentioning perspective so here’s a way that doesn’t use that, where everything is next to each other

So 1.5 miles/2.4 km, about the same. Def in that ballpart

YOU GUYS EVER WONDER EXACTLY HOW BIG THE PLANETS IN HOMESTUCK ARE?

Cause I just spent a bunch of time figuring it out. Follow my logic.

So the Dream Towers on Prospit are the same size as Jade’s house. We know this because of her dreambot

Jade’s house is about half the size of the Volcano

Measure that out and that leaves Propsit at being 5 volcanoes across

Prospit is tiny in comparison to Skaia

Count that out and Skaia is 37 Volcanoes in diameter

Skaia is the same size as the Player Planets therefore each planet is 37 Volcanoes in Diameter

But wait?? How many measurements is a Volcano??? Well to that we look here.

Based on some yacht websites, yachts like that are about 200 feet long so turn that sideways against the volcano and it’s about 240 feet tall

120 times 37 equals 8880 feet or 2707 meters.

Meaning each planet’s diameter is about 1.68 miles/ 2.7 kilometer

Roxy was the leader of the alpha kids? Didn't Jane enter the medium first? I'm pretty sure that terezi said the leader had to enter the medium first

Anonymous

How OP do you feel matching class/aspect god tiers would be? Like the Sylph of Life/ Prince of Doom, etc

poggypeach

It’s funny that you give those two specific titles as examples as they’re opposites following the Inversion Theory. Which makes sense since they’re a healer class/healer aspect and destruction class/destruction aspect

So in essence, Homestuck is a story of Dirk's fuck-ups?

Anonymous

Homestuck is a story about the results of Dirk’s fuck-ups, yeah

what happened to the john in davesprites timeline? I think i remember something about him being burned.

Anonymous

He got killed by his denizen

Why the planets of the medium have gravity? Why i'm asking that, the answer is so obvious MAJYYKS.

Anonymous

Every celestial object has its own gravitational force

If Jane's session doesn't have a ectobiology lab, how Gcat was created?

Anonymous

First Guardians and Baby Players are made at different ecto-labs

What are the Blood and Doom God tier powers?

Anonymous

Some stuff about unity and disaster

Why are you sure about the dersites can use the WQ ring?

Anonymous

It has no differences from the BQ’s ring except who the original owner is. There’s no reason they shouldn’t be able to.