favorite caliborn fact?

Anonymous

My personal favorite is the fact the he knows that his quest is to punish him and his hubris but he performs his menial tasks out of pure spite because he has an indomitable will. 

Did Dave ever bleat like a goat for IRONICALLY HILARIOUS purposes?

dopeasscosmicmermaid-deactivate

No, but Brobot did

isn't the felt #1 itchy and not ichi. it said itchy during the felt comic on paradox space which was written by hussie.

Anonymous

It is. I misspelled it

How old would everyone who survived the game and are now living in the new world be as of today?

Anonymous

The kids and trolls were 16 when they won, fast forward to this year they’d be 20/21. Dad’s probably in his early-mid 40s.

Sometimes I wish I could forget everything about Homestuck just so I could watch some of the more beautiful flashes again for the first time.

What determines who will fly first as god tier? This takes time, right? Like you can't just wake up after dying and instantly fly, right??

Anonymous

Who / what is )(IC

Anonymous

Her Imperial Condescension 

Can I have a full list of the members of felt? Their names, what pool ball they represent and their abilities? Thank you!

paramnoie-deactivated20190529

forgottenhsfacts:

Ichi-One Ball: Ability to slow time down in reference to others (aka super fast)

Doze-Two Ball: Ability to slow time down in reference to himself (aka super slow)

Trace- Three Ball: Ability to see where people have been and can interact with them in the past

Clover-Four Ball: Super Lucky

Fin-Five Ball: Ability to see where people will go and can interact with them in the future 

Die-Six Ball: Has pins for each member of the felt and midnight crew, when he inserts one into his doll he is taken to a timeline where the corresponding character is dead 

Crowbar-Seven Ball: Is incredibly smart, the de facto leader after Scratch, has the Juju Breaker 

Snowman-Eight Ball: Her life is tied to that of the A universe 

Stitch-Nine Ball: Is a damn good tailor 

Sawsbuck-Ten Ball: Whenever he is hit he and his assailant are jumped to a random point in time

Matchsticks- Eleven Ball: Can travel through time using fire as a gateway 

Eggs-Twelve Ball: Has an egg timer that allows him to travel up to sixty minutes into the past 

Biscuits-Thirteen Ball: Has an oven that allows him to travel to the future at a rate of one second per second

Quarters-Fourteen Ball: Possesses a collection of quarters bearing the images of pool balls. If a coin is tossed, the Felt member corresponding with the side that faces up will be summoned from some place in space and time. If the member on the other side is present, the two will switch places and times. If a member tosses their own coin and gets his own number, they will die  

Cans-Fifteen Ball: Can punch people through time

Doc Scratch-Cue Ball: Omniscient, semi-Omnipotent, and a Great Host

Lord English-Pool Cue: Omnipotent, Invulnerable, and Already Here

did Jade inherit the Betty Crocker company from her Grandfather?

thisisnotaustin

She would have had )(IC ever died

What was Jasper's secret

Anonymous