the dream is collapsing
Anonymous
Sorry, had to.
-Mod L
If we start taking everything from Homestuck literally (something I doubt Hussie intended us to do), we might as well assume that, based on the fact that Equius' trolltag is CentaursTesticle, hoofbeasts (and possibly other Trollian animals) reproduce the same way humans do, in which case it doesn't make sense for Trolls to be so confused by human biology and reproduction.
You just poked a giant hole in the fabric of Homestuck.
I hope you’re happy.
-Mod L
Yo if you sent something but forgot to source it can you resend?
Anonymous
By all means do so, it’s a shame when we get really good ones that don’t have a source.
-Mod L
TA: iif ii 2ee one more 2narl of wiire2. TA: kiind of juttiing out and beiing tangled or whatever. TA: ii am goiing two perform 2ome 2ort of athletiic fuckiing 2omer2ault off the deep end and get a call from the pre2iident or 2ome 2hiit. TA: 2o go away. (same page as sex offenders and schools, 3615)
Anonymous
Hm.
Either Hussie didn’t think this dialog through or he told us far more about troll society than we once thought.
-Mod L
By that logic, they also have presidents.
Anonymous
I fail to see your reasoning here, mind explaining?
-Mod L
what on earth was the :B war and where can i read it
Anonymous
The Great :B War of 2012 was a fuckton of questions regarding whether or not John used the :B emote.
It was really stupid.
-Mod L
I think we should look at the previous post regarding trolls and schools. Apparently they have sex offenders, as well. Which begs the question, if all adults are off planet, are their CHILD sex offenders?
-Mod L
"TA: kiind of liike wiith regii2tered 2ex offender2 and 2chool2." Trolls have schools (PG 003615)
Anonymous
Eeeeeeeeeh I don’t know if this counts as a forgotten fact. I think it falls under as a fact nobody really noticed to begin with, but that’s pretty interesting so I’ll just leave it here.
-Mod L
This is another friendly reminder to source your facts.
-Mod L
John has never used the ":B" emoticon.
Anonymous
Clearly you were not around for The Great :B War of 2012.
Let’s not reopen old wounds.
-Mod L