Hold it! It would not be the mother grub that come up to them. It would be a imperial drone that comes around with a bucket. And would chop the trolls head off if they have nothing. As shown on page 004296. Other then that I agree with what you say about buckets. You go mod.
Anonymous
Reread what I wrote, please.
I am no longer answering bucket questions.
Now back to regular brodcasting.
-Mod F
Actually, your knowledge on buckets is a little, drab, a kind enough word to say. Trolls actually fear death by the imperial drones who can kill you if you do not present genetic material for a kismesis bucket and matesprit bucket. The mother grub just takes the material and adds it into the incestuous slop. Buckets are more of a psychological scare than anything. It's basically like being forced at gunpoint to have sex.
Anonymous
I know, can we please stop the inbox is getting FILLED with buckets right now, hehe.
I wrote that really really quickly, because I need to go and I understand there is more to it, I just wrote that quick and hoped it would suffice.
And Yes, I know I made the ‘mother grub’ mistake, I havn’t read the comic in forever, ok? ;A;
-Mod F
Actually it's the imperial drones, not the mother grub. c:
dreamersollux-deactivated201706
Bluh, thank you, Again, Someone needs to reread homestuck. (me)
Of all the things on this blog, Vwiskers is the thing you think the fandom is most likely to remember?
Anonymous
No, I’m just saying… A lot of people know about it, I don’t think it’s forgotten enough… Sorry if I offended anyone?
-Mod F
Not sure if it's applicable to this blog, but people forget that buckets are only as sexual as condoms. Enough to make a bunch of pubescent teenagers blush, but not they're not THAT bad.
Anonymous
ACTUALLY
They are NOT equivelant to condoms, hear me out.
The reason trolls are so wary as to get near buckets, is not because “lolz condoms, sex hahahaha XD” It’s because if the imperial drones come up to a troll, and demands TWO pieces of genetic matieral from two different trolls, and the selected troll doesn’t have a Matesprit, then the mother grub can kill them on the spot. It’s not that they’re immature little kids, it’s that, they are scared they are going to die if they do not have a chosen matesprit.
Thank you if you read my terribly long rant.
-Mod F
Heads up, Mod F isn’t going to be happy when she sees we’re still getting submissions.
-Mod L
Nepeta calls Vriska, Vwiskers. Source- [S] Equius: Seek the highb100d
regalvoid
I don’t think this is too forgotten, haha sorry.
-Mod F
objects in the sylladex were once called artifacts
gaaraofsburbia
What part of “please stop submitting in the ask” do you people not understand.
-Mod F
