==> Submitted by why-are-bees
Well tough, because I’m not Bajoran. The wormhole aliens do not govern my name choices.
[And with this, I bid you all farewell.]
-the other one
Anonymous
Oh, have I offended you with my personal typing choices? I’m so sorry. But you’ll just have to put your grown-up pants on and suck it the fuck up.
-the other one
actualswinub-deactivated2020082

And it loves you too.
-the other one
Anonymous
I do not believe that to be the will of the Prophets.
-the other one
Anonymous
Yeah because CLEARLY it’s not one of those ‘whichever you want is fine’ things. Clearly.
-the other one
Your kind words are appreciated.
And, on this note, I will not be posting any more asks regarding the irrelevancy issue at this time.
Thank you all for you patience, please watch your step as you exit the vehicle.
-the other one
Thanks!
I’m sure you’re pretty awesome as well. I mean, that’s mostly speculation because I know nothing about you. But you like that I’m sassy, so my speculation is by no means baseless.
-the other one
Anonymous
Are you lost?
-the other one
Anonymous
I can put double spaces after a full stop if I so please. The ‘length thing’ is not a problem that needs to be helped. I am perfectly content with the voluminosity of my replies.

-the other one